Hi CaffeinatedBishop,
you are very welcome to ask questions. Just keep in mind that I am a beginner-level player myself and that more experienced players might give you different answers.
In general, most standard openings are sound and none will give you a won game. Therefore, it does not matter that much which particular opening you choose. However, I would recommend to stick with one or two choices as White because in my experience it is too easy to fall for cheap traps in unknown territory, at least for beginners that is.
Aside from that I would now recommend to play something you find good and detailed explanations on. As a starting point I would recommend playing through the games in Irving Chernev's book "Logical Chess", see
my review.
If you don't want to buy a book, I would recommend a look at the following websites for good introductions of openings:
1)
Chess openings handouts by the Exeter Chess Club
2)
chess openings pages for beginners at chess.about.com.
Aside from that make sure to take a look at basic opening principles such as "don't move a piece twice unless you have to" etc. You can find them at the Exeter Chess Club handouts page, too.
I hope that helps a little. If you have more questions, feel free to ask!